Daddy was in the kitchen emptying the dishwasher and Carrie was watching what he was doing.
"Do you remember when I was working for the council in Africa..." says Daddy.
Carrie stands with head tilted to one side and hand on hip (dunno where she gets that from 
) Of course not Daddy. I wasn't there was I?
Oh gawd, I wish I has a quid for all the times I felt like saying that. PMSL. 