tag:outthemouths.blog.co.uk,2009-11-21:/MokoFeed2009-11-21T14:03:54+01:00tag:outthemouths.blog.co.uk,2008-08-21:/2008/03/05/it-s-not-just-the-kids-that-say-daft-thi-3821818/#c7567665deleted user2008-08-21T18:37:47+02:002008-08-21T18:37:47+02:00loltag:outthemouths.blog.co.uk,2008-03-10:/2007/04/21/more_in_the_mouths~2134473/#c6269843safriz2008-03-10T02:51:53+01:002008-03-10T02:51:53+01:00And you have a lot of washing to do :)tag:outthemouths.blog.co.uk,2007-05-11:/2007/04/21/more_in_the_mouths~2134473/#c3507844sallyontour2007-05-11T15:39:30+02:002007-05-11T15:39:30+02:00A good one from my three-year-old nephew, James, yesterday:<br> <br> "I want a Michael?"<br> " A what? And say please"<br> "Can I have a Michael please?"<br> "What do you mean, Michael?"<br> "With fruit and custard and cream"<br> "Ah, tag:outthemouths.blog.co.uk,2007-04-24:/2007/04/12/well_hellooooo~2080729/#c3367134sallyontour2007-04-24T13:13:18+02:002007-04-24T13:13:18+02:00One of my friends has 38FF breasts. Toddlers attach themselves to her chest like limpet mines wherever she goes!tag:outthemouths.blog.co.uk,2007-04-23:/2007/04/14/they_speak_english_in_croydon~2091410/#c3359393sallyontour2007-04-23T14:23:14+02:002007-04-23T14:23:14+02:00I was recently stood on the platform at New Street railway station, Birmingham, when I overheard a young Scottish lad say to his mother:<br> <br> "There are lots more Virgins in Birmingham than there are in Dumfries!"<br> <br> I went to Dumfries once; it was shut. From what I saw of it, I wouldn't mind betting he was right!tag:outthemouths.blog.co.uk,2007-04-12:/2007/04/12/greenhouse_gases_daddy_s_to_blame~2081028/#c3274330deleted user2007-04-12T22:08:19+02:002007-04-12T22:08:19+02:00Lol!!<br> When my 16 year old was little he asked me (VERY LOUDLY) if the Indian bus driver with a Turban on was a GENIE!!!<br> Talk about embarassed!!<br> KIDS HUH!!