http://outthemouths.blog.co.uk/en-EUhttp://backend.userland.com/rss092http://outthemouths.blog.co.uk/http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/3b/933e79644d4603e2c05a6299dcdc8e_160x200.jpglolhttp://outthemouths.blog.co.uk/2008/03/05/it-s-not-just-the-kids-that-say-daft-thi-3821818/#c7567665Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:37:47 +0200And you have a lot of washing to do :)http://outthemouths.blog.co.uk/2007/04/21/more_in_the_mouths~2134473/#c6269843Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:51:53 +0100A good one from my three-year-old nephew, James, yesterday:<br> <br> "I want a Michael?"<br> " A what? And say please"<br> "Can I have a Michael please?"<br> "What do you mean, Michael?"<br> "With fruit and custard and cream"<br> "Ah, http://outthemouths.blog.co.uk/2007/04/21/more_in_the_mouths~2134473/#c3507844Fri, 11 May 2007 15:39:30 +0200One of my friends has 38FF breasts. Toddlers attach themselves to her chest like limpet mines wherever she goes!http://outthemouths.blog.co.uk/2007/04/12/well_hellooooo~2080729/#c3367134Tue, 24 Apr 2007 13:13:18 +0200I was recently stood on the platform at New Street railway station, Birmingham, when I overheard a young Scottish lad say to his mother:<br> <br> "There are lots more Virgins in Birmingham than there are in Dumfries!"<br> <br> I went to Dumfries once; it was shut. From what I saw of it, I wouldn't mind betting he was right!http://outthemouths.blog.co.uk/2007/04/14/they_speak_english_in_croydon~2091410/#c3359393Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:23:14 +0200Lol!!<br> When my 16 year old was little he asked me (VERY LOUDLY) if the Indian bus driver with a Turban on was a GENIE!!!<br> Talk about embarassed!!<br> KIDS HUH!!http://outthemouths.blog.co.uk/2007/04/12/greenhouse_gases_daddy_s_to_blame~2081028/#c3274330Thu, 12 Apr 2007 22:08:19 +0200